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knightscrest:

ohshititzminahhh:

Can we please talk about this?

fuck u freddie benson

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

bakinginthebatcave:

unicornhairs:

her suit tho omg

I love wedding photos of strangers. I don’t even know you but I’m so happy that you’re happy and you look so lovely and it’s so wonderful and affirming somehow. I don’t know. Wedding photos make me happy.

randomampersand:

therealeovaldez:

How the hell are they even comfortable

It is not about comfort. It is about victory.

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

thalamtnafsee:

heroincest:

my friend and i had to break a social norm for our sociology class so we drove around and catcalled boys (and one male teacher omfg) and they all looked so alarmed and confused and like they thought we were straight up crazy it was priceless and it rlly highlighted the fact that women just expect to be harassed when walking down the street whereas guys are just completely taken aback by it

this is a really important thing for people to understand

piertotum-locomottor:

little-red-riding-cock:

brispeak:

Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.

These were all very entertaining :P

I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”

at least my coworker is hot

heteroiero:

we went in the darkroom today and  looked around and i was like “wow this is brighter than my future” and my photography teacher laughed so hard he almost cracked his head on the enlarger 

death-limes:

anonymous-kiwi:

Homestuck troll skirt

I AM GOING TO FUCKING BUY A BLACK PLEATED SKIRT, SOME FUCKING HIGH-END-AS-SHIT FABRIC PAINT AND A TINY-ASS PRECISION PAINTBRUSH
THIS. WILL. BE. MINE.

death-limes:

anonymous-kiwi:

Homestuck troll skirt

I AM GOING TO FUCKING BUY A BLACK PLEATED SKIRT, SOME FUCKING HIGH-END-AS-SHIT FABRIC PAINT AND A TINY-ASS PRECISION PAINTBRUSH

THIS. WILL. BE. MINE.

red-lipstick:

Marta Klonowska (b. 1964, Warsaw, Poland) - Animal sculptures made from shattered glass pieces. Represented by: Lorch + Seide Gallery.